Muppet debate, take 2, part 1

[sabotabby]

Found a totally legal stream. No sound so far. No one on stage either, but it looks legit. Apparently there is no sound on the paid one yet either.

The audience looks about half empty. I guess not that many people wanted to pay $500 for a ticket? There's, unfortunately, a live chat as well, and it is full of fascists, tankies, and people just typing "sniff" over and over again.

Now faded to a galaxy thing with an ominous silhouette.

SOUND!!!!!



YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS

there is classical music and the dull roar of the crowd

it is ON

okay, well, there is some kind of technical issue where there is either visual or audio but not both.

(sniff)

who are you waving to, guy in the audience?

This is such an emotional rollercoaster, I tell you. Imagine paying $500 to wait around at the Sony Centre while Peterson and Zizek do lines in the bathroom.

Sound again! My room is clean, my cats are pet, my body is ready.

Comments

[notasupervillain]

$500?!?

Seriously if you want to blow that kind of money, you should be the one doing lines in the bathroom. Or just set it on fire, that's gotta be more fun. And that's including if it's the plastic bills.

[sabotabby]

You would probably lose fewer brain cells by doing either.

[notasupervillain]

Also.. Sniff?

[tetsab]

Google 'Zizek Sniff' (or don't put those images in your head and just go for something like this instead).

[notasupervillain]

I thought the sniffing was Trump's special debate move, I didn't realize he stole it from Zizek ;)

[sabotabby]

It's a different sniff. I don't know how to explain it. It's funnier when Zizek does it.

[notasupervillain]

Is Trump *not* on cocaine, then?

[sabotabby]

He is, I just think a philosopher on coke is funnier than someone with the codes to the nukes, y'know?

[notasupervillain]

Five points to Hufflepuff and we're all gonna die

[smhwpf]

You are a braver soul than I.

[sabotabby]

Not so brave as to commit money, though I'd like a refund anyway.