research frens

[sabotabby]

 Dear people who are good at research:

Please find out for me which Tory MPP(s) cried.

(I bet it was Lisa McLeod but I have no proof.)

B/c I want to save my job, my friends' jobs, the education system, the healthcare system, safe injection sites, social assistance and disability, Indigenous services, arts funding, the environment, transit, and all of the collective goods that a state is necessary to achieve. But if I cannot have those things, I at least want to drink deep the sweet taste of Tory tears. It is a bitter consolation but these days, I'll take what I can get.

Comments

[notasupervillain]

Oh, the poor babies! This is gonna be a loooong election cycle if they don't like bad poll numbers.

[sabotabby]

I am playing the world's smallest violin.

[rdi]

I kinda suspect that Tory tears, if they have any taste, taste like asses and sadness (in the immortal words of AFP, though she was singing about Vegemite at the time.)

I also suspect that Torys don't actually cry tears, because that would require having a heart and feelings. Whatever it is that leaks from their eyes (cf crying Maybot), it ain't tears as we know them, Jim.

[sabotabby]

It’s oil. From the Tar Sands.