sabotabby | Children of the Corn

Can we talk about this photo for a second?

Depicted in this photo is MP Sam Oosterhoff, the 5-year-old death cultist inexplicably appointed as Deputy Minister of Education for the Drug Fraud government despite never having set foot in a school in his life. Surrounding him, you can see what happens when abortion is frowned upon but inbreeding isn't. This lovely scene happened at a restaurant in Niagara Falls and staff pled with the huge crowd of Aryan ubermensch to put on masks and stand six feet apart from each other. Instead, the Oosterhoff Klan attempted to infect themselves and as many innocent workers as possible.

This comes at a time when children are compelled to sit in windowless classrooms with no ventilation for blocks of four hours at a stretch, but are inexplicably not permitted to go trick-or-treating.

This is the man who is part of the team deciding whether I live or die, and has decided that I am a corpse to be thrown on the altar of Mammon as human sacrifice. I can't see my family this weekend because there may be a positive case in my school, and I may have been exposed. But he can gather with the whole Branch-Davidian compound in a closed space and live it up.

I hope, for the staff's sake, that no one at this event was COVID-positive, as while the Oosterhoffs will no doubt get all the sick leave and quarantine pay they require, and if the hospitals are too full, lesser plebes will be kicked out of ICU so that our masters have access to critical care.

Instead, pray for a goddamn anvil to fall on his creepy ass inbred head.