Free icons, and more Ted!

[sabotabby]

I've been making icons lately that I don't plan on actually using. I kind of like them, though, so I thought I'd toss them out into LJ and see if anyone wanted them.





That last one really needs a caption. I thought it was the best photo ever.

And now, the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:

Oh, and by the way, smoking will not make you sexy, a party animal, cool, or a cowboy, no matter how much you do it. You knew that didn't you? Good. And they don't taste good either. Try licking an ashtray. And instead of slamming me for not minding my own business, I, as your American BloodBrother, merely ask you to think about it. Quality of life upgrade so all of us live as long as possible, as healthy as possible, to fight as strongly as possible. Too much to ask? Don't think so. I make these points because I DEEPLY CARE. I do not take the term BloodBrother lightly. I take it gigantically to heart. I want all Americans to be better, to be willing and better prepared to fight for what we believe in. Equality is for sheep. Be better or get sheered.

And in the next paragraph, we have:

I applaud Budweiser and Anheuser-Busch for their generous conservation and prohunting campaigns. Same for Coors and their consistent support of hunting and the Second Amendment. But who is in charge of your drinking habits? Who? Your buddies? Use your brain, comrade. Don't pickle it.

Check it out. This book has corporate sponsorship.

I'm done my latest scarf. Pictures to come.

Comments

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

I am worried about this Ted Nugent thing you've taken up lately. I think it's gone from a habit to an unhealthy obsession! What's next? Whitesnake? Y&T? Winger?

Though I got quite the giggles when I saw the senetnce "I take it gigantically to heart". Health advice for some prick who blows away helpless animals? Pshhhh! >:P

At least you know he didn't have a ghost. (He didn't, did he?)

I see someone's been perusing Cute Overload! :)

[sabotabby]

I wonder if those other bands share Ted's...um...particular way with words. Or his ridiculous politics.

I'm not sure what I like better: "Equality is for sheep. Be better or get sheered," or the fact that he rails against cigarettes and drugs but name-drops a bunch of beer manufacturers that he likes because they're pro-hunting.

Me, I don't need drugs. I have Cute Overload.

[roter-terror.livejournal.com]

Cute Overload is a ripoff. They only showed one of the pictures I submitted. THey show ugly animals like birds and reptiles (OMG THE SAME THING IF U BELIEVE THE EVOLUTIONISTS) AND they write disgusting and non-cute captions for lots of posts.

But an A+ site nonetheless.

[englishpigdog.livejournal.com]

How the fuck are birds not cute?

[englishpigdog.livejournal.com]

(But otherwise I agree. Cute Overload needs more cute and less commentary)

[roter-terror.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARY!

> some crappy legged stork.

[englishpigdog.livejournal.com]

Ducks beat the shit out of puppies. :(

[roter-terror.livejournal.com]

That's a terrifying animal! http://i2.tinypic.com/qn8pc3.jpg

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

I don't believe any of those bands are particularly political. I had forgotten all about Y&T until someone mentioned them the other day.

I didn't know Budweiser had a pro-hunting campaign. I mean, if anyone should be promoting hunting, it's liquor companies, right? :) "Watch out! Cheney's on a bender again!"

[sabotabby]

Yeah, I'm not sure that alcohol and firearms are a good mix.

In fact, I'm positive that they aren't.

PS...

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

I'm snaggin' the hedgehog and the impatient kitty icons!

[englishpigdog.livejournal.com]

Being anti-alcoholism but being pro-beer companies would kind of make sense if beer companies didn't advertize.

OMG THEY DON'T WANT ALCOHOLISM, THEY JUST MAKE A PROFIT OFF OF IT

[sabotabby]

Being anti-alcoholism and pro-beer company would make sense if the beer companies were selling something that wasn't beer.

[englishpigdog.livejournal.com]

exactly

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

"I take it gigantically to heart." I love the Nuge quotes. They make me cringe-chuckle.

Love the cuteoverload icons, especially the hedgie!! I may snag a few, thanks!

[sabotabby]

Any time.

I'm one step away from Nuge icons.

[mistersmearcase.livejournal.com]

I snagged the way-over-it kitty. So cute I'm losing consciousness.

[sabotabby]

I love that kitty. He too wishes that Ted Nugent had an editor.

ted nugent sniffs a bloody arrow

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

Was anything better than his TV series 'Bowhunting with Ted Nugent'? No, nothing was.

Re: ted nugent sniffs a bloody arrow

[sabotabby]

I don't think I could watch that. I can't even watch nature shows where cute animals die. If it was just him talking about weapons, it'd be funny.

Re: ted nugent sniffs a bloody arrow

[morgoid.livejournal.com]

Was anything better than his TV series 'Bowhunting with Ted Nugent'?

I dunno... Fishing With John was pretty good.

Jim Jarmusch: Why am I here?

I still have to see the episode where he goes fishing with Dennis Hopper!

Re: ted nugent sniffs a bloody arrow

[apperception.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, my dad would be watching that every time I went over.

[ridemycamel.livejournal.com]

That last one is pure gold...although can't think of a caption.

young republicans is love

[sabotabby]

It makes me so happy that the photo is of a real guy.

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

Jesus christ, he sounds like Hulk Hogan. I can only hope that I could be worthy enough to be a American Bloodsiser. Or maybe women are excluded from this sacred fraternity of Americanism.