Oh, okay.

[sabotabby]

Ask me a question, I'll tell you a lie.

Then repost this in your own LJ.

Comments

[caprinus.livejournal.com]

What's your favourite part of menses?

[sabotabby]

International proletariat revolution.

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

What's your favorite part of....the string theory?

[sabotabby]

Flossing with the strings.

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

Do you enjoy anal sex?

[sabotabby]

Only if gerbils are involved.

[realcdaae.livejournal.com]

What's the best thing to do with raw onions?

[sabotabby]

Stick them in the bottom of your cupboard and forget about them for a few months until their insides liquefy. Then squirt the rotten onion juice all over your toes and/or the kitchen floor.

[nom-de-grr.livejournal.com]

Will I ever make more than $25K a year?

[sabotabby]

Yes, particularly if you find a job as a professional kitten-petter.

[apperception.livejournal.com]

How do I know if I've reached puberty yet??

[sabotabby]

Watch for agitation, dry mouth, insomnia, headache, nausea, constipation, and tremors. You may experience weight loss, manic episodes, or hallucinations. If you start bleeding from every orifice, you'll definitely know that you've become a man.

I've got another.

[nom-de-grr.livejournal.com]

Will my War on Hyperbole^TM be the greatest war EVER?!

Re: I've got another.

[sabotabby]

It'll be worse than Hitler.

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

Will you abort my unborn twins? (Suzy and Billy Joel?)

[sabotabby]

Abortion is a sin!

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

Of the racial minorities recognized by the U.S. Census, which three are you least likely to eat with?

[sabotabby]

* Purple people
* WhiteheterosexualChristianmales
* Reverse racists

[one-serious-cat.livejournal.com]

What are your favorite political magazines?

[sabotabby]

Tiger Beat, American Conservative, and Adbusters.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

Now for a difficult question:

How much does Maranetti really weigh?

[caprinus.livejournal.com]

BZZZZT.

[king-felix.livejournal.com]

What's the square root of four squared?

[sabotabby]

42.

[king-felix.livejournal.com]

Also:

If you could make any person in the world into delicious sausages, why wouldn't you?

[sabotabby]

Because I respect the sanctity of life as bestowed by the Creator on all living things.

Going all HUAC, 1950's on you

[locustinferno.livejournal.com]

Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist?

Re: Going all HUAC, 1950's on you

[sabotabby]

I once dressed up as Pol Pot for Halloween.

[ironed_orchid]

Why did Zidane really headbutt Materazzi?

[sabotabby]

Because he's a terrorist.

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

Are you now, are have you ever been, a capitalist?

[sabotabby]

I worship at the altar of Ayn Rand. She's an awesome writer, too!

[human-loser.livejournal.com]

I have a stupidly small amount of money to last me till Aug. 24. How should I invest?

[sabotabby]

Play the stock market. You could profit, and you'd be helping the economy grow.

[lopukhov.livejournal.com]

Was Marinetti really drinking out of the toilet?

[sabotabby]

It isn't a functional toilet, but rather a TARDIS that isn't broken and thus can change its shape to be inconspicuous. Marinetti was totally surprised when it turned out he was not actually drinking water, but rather the space-time continuum.

[earthlingmike.livejournal.com]

What are you wearing right now?

[sabotabby]

Trick question. I'm a disembodied brain that types via psionic electrical pulses to a robotic hand at the keyboard. My captors have never put clothing on me.

[andreazenith.livejournal.com]

If you could rule the world, what would be the first thing you'd do? *innocent look*

[sabotabby]

Institute free market capitalism with no government restrictions.