Beepocalypse

[sabotabby]

There's something poetic about the beepocalypse*; it won't be a nuclear holocaust that does us in, or even global-warming-related flooding, but a sudden absence of bees.**



Caused by, of course, that quintessential sign of social decay, the cell phone.

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a ring-tone.***

* © king_felix
** Do you think that I can get anyone to form a band with me called A Sudden Absence of Bees? No, I don't think so either. No one likes my band names.
*** © Tumbleweed

Comments

[cpxbrex.livejournal.com]

We get this here in California, too. Not just drivers, but also pedestrians. Several times, I've just had people basically jump out in front of me, yapping into their cell phones. Once, to avoid such a person, I pulled an endo. Mmmm. I just LOVE kissin' concrete.