The Antisocial Socialist

This is in deeply poor taste, and yet, I'm still laughing about it.

Mission Statement
The Fuck Tibet movement is dedicated to not giving a rat’s ass about Tibet, its vibrant people, and its rich culture. The group seeks to Fuck Tibet through various means including not attending annoying protests, not starting pointless petitions, and intentionally purchasing Chinese products.

The movement and its website are currently owned by CRA Industrial Smoothing, a shell company owned by the Chinese government. It is operated and maintained by Vice Minister Liu of the Central Committee of the CPC. For more information, please read our history page.

In penance for posting this at all, I offer a petition that you can sign.

Hat tip: apperception, who is a bad influence.

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In other News of the Wrong, the Antichrist is gay and part Jewish. You know who else was gay and part Jewish? Hitler.

First it was "Protests mar Olympic torch lighting" and now "Tibet monks complain to reporters."

Those Tibetans, such fucking whiners. Always complaining about their human rights being violated. Why won't they just shut up and watch the Olympics like everyone else?

I shouldn't read the news when I drink. Only time I'm ever an angry drunk.