News from back home

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The best thing in my inbox today (though it will not be as funny for y'all) was an e-mail I got from my mom, who still lives in the town where I grew up. Sometimes she sends me news about people I used to know.

Remember John P. from [my elementary school]? Engaged to be married in August (saw his dad). He also said that Serge and Andy got married. (!) It seems so odd ....

It is odd, as I totally thought they were straight. Well, it's good that we have gay marriage here. Yay Canada!

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And now it's time for the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:

It is important to note, however, that of the more than 2.5 million Class 3 licensed machine gun owners in America since 1937 when it became mandatory felony law, only two separate incidents of illegal foul play have been prosecuted. And amazingly enough, both violators were sworn police officers who apparently snapped.

The moral of this story being: Don't let cops have machine guns. I think he edited this thing by himself.